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Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days

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This girl in bio just asked how to spell ‘DNA’

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simsgonewrong:

Jade has the most beautiful smile

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charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

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amadari:

icmCYRUNGI

ON FACE BOOK I POSTED A PICTURE OF BROKC AS m y profile picture 

and somOEM one comted

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dontwannabeout1d:

Bella And Louis: Audio Read, Listen to the song and read.

“Babe?? You ready??” I hear Louis call from the living room. I smile and follow his voice and find him struggling to zip the last of the suitcases up. I laugh and make him sit on it while zipping it up smoothly. I look up at him as he takes my face in his hands, I smile at him as he leans down and presses his lips against mine, gently. “I love you” he whispers. “I love you too..” I mumble against his lips. He pulls my waist closer to him and I giggle as he kisses my nose. “Let’s go, little bird” I laugh at the nickname and smile. Hand in hand, we take our bags and put them into the back of the car. 

• • • 

The screaming woke me up. I sat up in our cabin and look at Louis, the moonlight from the small round window shone onto his face. I could feel the cruise ship shaking and my eyes focus onto the door as the screaming and yelling gets louder. “Lou!” I shake him, desperately. “Lou.. Please wake up!! Get up!!” I watch as he sits up slowly and runs his eyes. “What’s u-?” The screaming cuts him off and we listen as a strong male voice repeat himself going down the hall. “Everybody up and on deck!! Lifeboats are going out now!! Everybody up!! Go go go!!” I look at Lou shock spread across my face. We were sinking… “Lou…?” “Come on baby.. Up.. We have to hurry!” I pull away the covers and grab my clothes from the pile we’d left them in on the floor. Pulling them over my shoulders, and under my hair I watch him as he watches me as we get dressed quickly. “Lou-” “Listen to me Bells..” he takes my face in his hands, cutting me off. “No matter what happens, you have to get on one of those boats.. or.. W-out me..” I shake my head vigorously as the tears spring from my eyes. “Lou.. I’m not letting you go.. I won’t go out you..” He stays silent and pulls me into his arm, wrapping me securely in his warmth. “Come on…” 

He pulls me out the door and we follow the swarm of people rushing towards the deck.. 

• • •

“Ladies first! Taking ladies only!! All ladies to the lifeboats!!” I look at Lou as I hear the man yelling over the crowd. “One more in this one!! Over here!!” Someone pushes me from behind. “She’ll go!!” his British accent echoes through my ears and to the back of my head. “Lou.. Please.. No!!” I try to fight against him taking me to the small lifeboat. “Don’t make me go out you!” Tears stream down my face as he holds me closely. “I love you OK?? Bella.. Look at me… Never forget that.. Never forget me..” “Lou-” he kisses me fiercely but passionately. “I love you too…” I was shaking as he let go of me “I’ll be on the next one..” I get pushed into the boat quickly and I look at the others around me. All in tears.. Just like me. As I was lowered, I heard him yell out to me. “Never let me go..” 

• • • Flashback • • •
“Bella Marie Laurentis, will you marry me?” I look down at him, the perfect ring held between his hands. “Yes…” The scene changes and I hear and eerie silence. “I do” I hear my own voice. He slips the ring onto my finger the words Never Let Me Go.. engraved into the back. 

I snap back into reality as the boat hits the water. Never let me go.. Never let me go.. His voice runs through my mind as I play the ring on my finger. He had taken me on this cruise as our first wedding anniversary gift.. It didn’t turn out too well..

The moonlight comes into view as the figure blocking it out, moves out of the way. The cruise ship crumbles away like pastry as the ocean swallows it, taking everyone on board into its deep mouth. I scream his name. But I know he didn’t hear me. 

• • • Five Years Later • • • 
I sit down in my seat, clutching him against my chest gently. He was like a souvenir from that night, a little piece of him. He stayed quiet the whole way through and didn’t make a disturbance. “Darren James Hughes.. Robert Edward Mills..” the list went on as they read out the names of those who didn’t make it. “Louis William Tomlinson..” My heart stops and my world spins just like it did every year at the memorial service. 

I whisper in his ear, pulling his tiny warm body closer to me in my lap. “That was your father Will.. He saved both of us..” a tear slides down my cheek and my voice catches in my throat. “D-don’t cry mummy..” my four-year old son spoke, struggling the words. “I-I am here f-for you.. I will n-never.. Let you go..” 

Florence + The Machine: Never Let Me Go

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niall-to-my-nandos:

omg

ahahah poor zaynie

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